#BB14 Power Rankings Week 8

Jun Song doing what she does best, talk shit while making us laugh!

#BB14 Power Rankings Week 8

DNC, VMA, HOH, POV, WTF were you watching live last night?! If you tuned in for the live show and double eviction, then you got to see this season of Big Brother get down to the final five. The point in which during my season I’d won HOH and also a walk down the red carpet at the VMAs. But this season we got see Dan win HOH and get scolded by the woman he’s called “Mrs. Chen” one too many times for it to be funny.
And just like that, the season that seemed to drag on longer than baseball season is now down to the last five HGs. Touché. Sorry. Had to throw in that blatant misuse of Danielle’s favorite word.

And, how do you feel about this crew of five, from which we will crown a new winner forever to be socially imprinted in Wikipedia?
This is how I feel:

SHANE: Thank you for being you, whether it’s singing about your milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard and giving live feeders more to point and laugh about (+45 points) or saying things like “That is not warm and that does not taste good either, keep your mouth closed,” during the HOH Endurance Comp last week (+65 points) while getting sprayed in the mouth with planetary spunk. You bring out the pervy eleven year old boy in me, thank you (+95 points). The fact that you made a deal with Ian to keep you and Danielle safe was nice to see (+130 points) and it actually worked (+120 points). The fact that you told Ian his mom was “hot” after seeing his HOH picture was consistent with your odder-than-life persona, and just felt really weird to hear (-240 points). But you made up for it when you hissed at Danielle “Don’t hug me, good job,” as she moved towards you dripping in sticky OTEV discharge (+125 points) although I wish she had so we could have heard you squeal. You have lost your Captain America touch and can’t seem to win a competition if your prostate depended on it (-350 points). Winning comps later in the game matter more, silly. You’ve been quite a bore on the feeds but that’s okay, the world will always need vanilla with a hint of maple syrup. OVERALL POINTS: -10 points

IAN: Um, hello. You won POV during the double eviction (+230 points) after Dan put you up next to Joe (+160 points) dressed like you were ready for school pictures (+25 points). Congrats on popping your “Nominated Cherry”. Then you win HOH just hours later (+50 points), thereby driving Danielle just a little more crazy (+20 points). Enough with the mourning over Britney though. Just because I said I found it endearing last week doesn’t mean you should over do it (-125 points). We get it. She removed the boy-turned-man hair from your armpits. Just make sure you keep your pits in line if you really want to celebrate her. You did have me smiling at your “I’d sweat a little bit if I were you,” to Frank after you’d won HOH last week. You are imperfect in some of the best ways and some of your off-the-cuff remarks make up for what seems like so much other scripted stuff this summer (+75 points). I enjoyed greatly your referring to Frank as a “meat shield” and I have to say, for a young man of 21 who’s craving a big fat joint, you’ve carried yourself quite well this summer (+70 points) minus the streaking incidents (-210 points). Your point about “Nominations are 99% strategy and 1% vengeance” is absolutely true (+160 points) and without that vengeance this game would be as boring as Kristen Stewart in, oh, any movie. I actually would rather watch your ADHD-driven rocking “in need of constant motion” over Ms. Stewart anyway. Although I was a little disappointed with your renom speech when Dan took Jenn off and you put Joe up in her place. Bad acting my little one (-285 points). But it doesn’t matter really, since you managed to snag magic rocks, a telescope, a volcano kit, inflatable alligator, chocolate truffels, legos, a thousand bucks and other goodies through Pandora’s Box (+190 points) though I hate that you opened it (-140 points), in general. OVERALL POINTS: +220

FRANK: Frank, Frank, Frank. You claim your HOH was a good one because you removed Britney from the house. Yet you were up against Dan in the OTEV POV Competition when it was Dan that should have exited in Britney’s place. Your key’s only been pulled from that nomination box one time. Even Joe’s soul patch has gotten more action than your key this summer. And it’s nobody’s fault but your own. But you will most likely come back to the game on some future season so see you around. OVERALL POINTS: FAIL

JENN: I’m going to award you (+25 points) off the bat to make up for my killing spree last week. But I need you to stop talking about the “big moves” you made in reference to using the POV. That is so ten days ago, geez (-115 points). You lasted all but five minutes in the HOH Endurance Competition last week but you certainly picked up some momentum and fared better in comps as of late (+130 points) as you actually beat Danielle back to OTEV in the first round of POV (+145 points) and then got down to the tie-breaker in the HOH competition (+35 points). But you have no additional wins to show for it (-120 points). I wish I could have read your mind when you saw that meat shield Jessie enter the house as a result of Pandora’s Box. The fact that you had no idea who he was (-135 points) made me laugh (+40 points). I wasn’t quite sure what you were are riled up and angry about these last couple of weeks but then I watched you on the feeds telling Danielle that you battle anger management issues outside house. Well. Just don’t come looking for me when all is said and done. Take it out on Willie or something. But do continue to tell Danielle such things as, “Shane referred to you as his girlfriend the other day,” as it makes Danielle love you like she’s never loved a lesbian before (+60 points). You should be feeling on top of the Big Brother world right now though, as you are surely everyone’s top choice to go to final two with (+100 points). OVERALL POINTS: +165

JOE: I said last week that “You are such a hot mess that it’s almost getting endearing” and with your eviction last night you’ve actually managed to leave making most of us laugh albeit at you more so than with you. Poor hygiene and choice of facial growth aside, you have actually been more bearable than Kalia was at the end of the day. I hope you get to take your hula hoop home with you. OVERALL POINTS: FAIL

DAN: I appreciated your “If I have to stab everyone in the back to get to the end, that’s what I’m going to do” in the diary room (+145 points). Your chat with Ian about his growing up with ADHD was a nice break from the usual (+125 points). And I hear you got all choked up reading the letter you got from your wifey last night. Nice. But that “In Dearborn, Michigan, you don’t make deals before you pay back debts” was like WTF (-160 points) and pretty much anything that comes out of your mouth sounds like a Craigslist scam, so I don’t think you’re doing Dearborn any favors. I know it’s not on my bucket list of places to find myself, ever. I’m not sure that you actually meant to win HOH but congrats on the win (+90 points) and congrats on getting rid of the one person you did not have a final two deal with, Joe (+120 points). But sending Joe to the jury house to an already-angry-at-you Frank/Ashley/Britney is a risky move (-220 points) although I’m sure you’ll come up with some sort of Nouveau Funeral Speech come jury time should you get to final two. And nice job winning the OTEV POV and pretty much having HGs clear a bigger path for you to that $500K check. Nobody in this house has been as focused on winning as you have, and at best some have been more focused on surviving week to week, but you have remained focused on the big prize (+50 points). And if you want that big prize, the only guarantee for it is to take Jenn to final two with you…if the jury is not an angry bitter one by the end of the season. OVERALL POINTS: +150

DANIELLE: With all your “I’m the best competitor no matter what the competition” bullshit, you only lasted 34 minutes in the HOH Endurance Comp (-25 points). And I’m sincerely happy for you that Shane managed to include you in the deal he made with Ian (+120 points). But I wish you much menstrual cramping your next cycle, for being a complete disgrace to the ovarian race what with you teasing horny Joe during your current reign as Vag of Household this past week (-440 points). And nobody was surprised that you struggled in the OTEV POV Competition because you kept finding your own name over and over again. I do give you credit though, for always maintaining stalker focus on your intended victim week to week. Though Frank threw compliments at you all week, you refused to change your vote (+230 points). So there IS more to your game than flaming insecurity and hypochondria. Oh, and good job covering up that angry cyst on your forehead (+115 points). I’m beginning to wonder if you’re the female Woogie in this summer’s Something About Shaney. OVERALL POINTS: 0
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Before we get to scores, let’s play a game! NAME THAT BB BUTT! Whose booty is pictured below?!

Big Brother Butt
And at the end of what feels like the eighteenth, but really the eight week, of BB:
Ian’s back on top with 476 points with Dan following close behind with 401 points!

Jun Song Power Rankings BB14

Comments

  • http://twitter.com/hotcanadiantaco Kari

    who’s butt is it? that’s all i care about :D

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Hahahaha. You know it was Jessie’s right? :)

  • http://twitter.com/divajessara Jess

    Should of took points away for Daniele’s humongous zit and the constant picking of it. Jun I love your weekly power rankings though. You rock!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Ugh, so gross! I can’t believe how she made it magically disappear though! HA!

  • Ksteeves19

    JESSIE

    dat asss

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Hahahahahaha :)

  • http://twitter.com/Mappy52 Mappy

    One of the best things about this season, Jun’s Power Rankings!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      It’s a lot of work but I always have fun :)

  • Amys_bus_ticket

    “pretty much anything that comes out of your mouth sounds like a Craigslist scam”

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      It’s true though! HAHAHA!

  • http://twitter.com/DeanoBrown2010 Dean Brown

    Haha awesome rankings!!

    Jenn makes me laugh so hard, everytime she’s in the DR talking about the ‘big moves’ (PLURAL) she’s made!! Hahaha she’s so deluded!!

    I’m hearing Dans already managed to get Ian back on-side this week which is a shame. Ian would be almost guaranteed the $500k if he got rid of Frank AND Dan.
    Hearing him talk about his OCD/ADHD stuff too must have really endeared him to people. Those kind of things are made a million times worse by anxiety, and anxiety is one of the main qualities that house results in!!

    And WTF was up with Chenbot this week?? Did she bet all her future facelifts that Frank would win or something?? She looked like she wanted to cry when he was evicted!! Lol

    • Mon

      Jenn is the only left that I don’t despise…just love not hate…:)

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Seriously, on the “plural”. She cracks me up!

      I seriously hope Dan ends up with Ian in the final two…so Ian can win :)

      I think Chenbot was just happy to have someone SINCERELY like her (as opposed to Dan’s yellow fever flirting with her)…

  • moveover

    “it makes Danielle love you like she’s never loved a lesbian before” OMG, too funny! June, you always have me laughing until the tears flow. I’ll get over the game ending but not sure I’ll get over missing your comments until next summer! Thanks again!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Thanks so much! I’ll be blogging about Survivor this season…not sure if you watch :)

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lynda-Perky/100002711535427 Lynda Perky

        Great! I need your snarkiness. Thanks for info

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lynda-Perky/100002711535427 Lynda Perky

    Forget the butt, the thighs tell the huge story of Santa Jessie

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I was like woah!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lynda-Perky/100002711535427 Lynda Perky

    Jun your snarkyness is so refreshing and hilarious. Favorite this week was for Danielle

    But I wish you much menstrual cramping your next cycle, for being a complete disgrace to the ovarian race what with you teasing horny Joe during your current reign as Vag of Household this past week

    Soooooo much in those few words. You’re good!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Hahahahaha! I knew I would have to come up with something once Danielle was the only girl in the house! (I just can’t count Jenn as a girl…she’s just, well, Jenn)

  • Joyzelle

    Dan sounds like – “Craigslist scam” – LOL!! SO true! And, Danielle….OMG, she is so fatal attraction! This clip sums her up, just substitute “Shane’s” name in this clip too. Shane, Dan, Frank – guess they all want her!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM64Y8ndyG4

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I’m so glad this season is almost over! It’s lasted forever Joy!

  • Elijah Price

    I agree with everything Frank said last night about having to take a chance in trusting someone in order to form an alliance, but okay, with all the smack I’ve been shoveling, I guess it’s time for me to eat my own words…YUCK, needs more Tabasco.

    There, now I need to pick a new horse. I could choose the easy route by jumping on the Dan and his Bible bandwagon, but I think I’m going to go out on a limb and side with another underdog. If there’s anyone who has even a chance of beating Dan and his Bible in the final-two vote, then that would have to be Ian. And hopefully, if he has an opportunity, he won’t hesitate in taking Dan and his Bible out of the game.

    GOOOO IAN!!!

    • dz

      Not sure Ian IS an underdog anymore. He absolutely was coming into the game, and was throughout most of it, but of the people left, Ian and Dan are the ones to beat. Ian winning when he had to and throwing early comps reminds very much of Dan in his season. Dan was an underdog then too…..until he wasn’t.

      If Dan and Ian are in Final 2, they will both deserve to be their more than any player in or out of the house….an argument could have been made for Frank, but his gullible social game made me want to scream this past couple weeks, and he desreved to go because of it.

      As for the Bible, I didn’t know it was playing but whatever…….. the Bible, since it’s a book and stuff, doesn’t care if Dan swears on it, the Pope is busy, and God is busier I’d imagine. Why don’t we let Dan deal with whatever “moral” line may or may not have been crossed, since he’s the one that did it…….Frankly, (no pun intended) it makes me sicker that Boggie said (and Frank sat there like it was a cool thing to say) “I’m going to MI and F Dan’s wife”………among the other vile things that were said while those two (Boogie) sat around bitter and whining. The only time they were apart was when Boggie was sleeping and Frank was campaiging for him….and they wondered why Frank was a target.

      Just sayin’

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lynda-Perky/100002711535427 Lynda Perky

        DZ well said I saw things the same way. Very good points about Frank and Boogie’s offensive rants.

        • Elijah Price

          What do you and dz have in common with Sybil? This is soooooo old.

        • Elijah Price

          Sorry about that, Sweetie. When it comes to stepping on toes (to put it mildly), we are like 2 Ps in a ppod.

      • AGrodner

        I think a big part of Dan lying and swearing on his religion is that it shows Dan isn’t the loveable moral guy he was back in BB10 (Most notable here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvz4fOp0_IM&t=2m20s ) There was a time when Dan honoured his integrity and devotion enough to not wear his cross while voting out Jessie against his word, now he’ll use the bible to lie against someone he ‘has the most respect for.’

        • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

          Dan’s definitely a little rougher around the edged this summer as far as having dropped his “good boy” image. But at the end of the day he wants to win. We’ve all seen only a small percentage of what he’s willing to do to win.

      • Elijah Price

        Choosing one’s own moral lines in fine with me. I just see a Bible as being used as a tool to manipulate others, sort of like Willie with a baseball bat. This TOOL gives Dan an unfair advantage.

        And all your hating-on Frank, for something his teammate had done, sounds like a bs excuse to me. Maybe, next time, you could complain about something Frank had said or done. I don’t see Frank as being a bully. He seems more like a happy-go-lucky/live-and-let-live kind of guy (I see sort of the same thing in Ian too).

        Plus, if you hate it when BB contestants use threats and slurs to demoralize and degrade their competition, why are you posting in this specific thread? Are you a hypocrite, dz?

      • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

        Good points. And I do agree that Dan and Ian deserve to be in final two than anyone else left in the house right now. Including the Bible.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I think Ian’s the ONLY one who COULD beat Dan in a final two situation!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anelms Andrea Nelms

    Wouldn’t it be kinda fun to watch a season where the people who got out Week 1 got to play? I always wonder about them…

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I don’t know. Would it?! It could be a hit or it could flop right away! There’s a reason why people go first! HA!

  • Mon

    I’m sad about Frank…now all the d-bags are left except for Jenn….So YAY team Jenn~ again I have only one to root for~Cannot stand the quack pack….gagolicious…..

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I’m sad about Frank too!

  • Mon

    Oh and does anyone else feel that someone should call…………………SHINNANIGANS

  • MBeresford154

    Turn in your resignation….I hate your post!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      What post? This blog? Sorry.

      It will be easier for you not to return to read my stuff than it would be for me to resign. Sorry, again.

  • Trixie

    Should take points away from Danielle for CONSTANTLY looking at herself in anything reflective. I’ve been over her for 7 weeks.

    • Liplures

      Omg”………… I totally agree with you I want to punch her in the face so atleast she has something to look at. She is totally obsessed with herself ! She goes as far as to lean over so she can see herself if the mirror is not right in front of her……. She eats all the damn time to.

      • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

        That’s why she reminds me so much of Ali from my season! The whole obsession with staring at herself! Janelle was pretty bad too though…

        • http://www.facebook.com/Clancyfox Sally DiDonato

          But Janelle had something to look at, lol. What’s your opinion on who might win/deserve America’s Fav.

          • Liplures

            mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them ALL ?…….. NOT Danielle

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Okay. I will be sure to deduct points this week! :)

    • Vrmurray VM

      I started out a Danielle fan because I’m from Bama too. Didn’t take me long to drop that allegiance!!! Even Dan has commented on her constantly looking at herself. Constant brag party for this girl too. She’s become CREEPY.

      • Liplures

        I must have missed that , what did he say? Does anyone think that Dan has a slight crush on Danielle or is it more of a big brother relationship ? , no pun intended ! Any thoughts ?

  • Patferreira

    You are so funny. I love your reading your column every week. I need to go back and watch your season. Thanks for the belly laughs.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/FIFQSX7QW53AZMBC47FYLGX6TQ JO

    YESSSS! go IAN! Been rooting for him since Janelle got out. I would call him a underdog at the beginning of the game that is why I liked him. no one thought he had it in him. Why root for dan who won when ian hasn’t??

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I’ve been Team Ian from pre-season! I hope he DOES WIN!

      • Elijah Price

        So this is why your opinions and point system have been so skewed. Frank’s game had nothing to do with it. You’re a mean person, Jun Song, a mean person. hehehe

  • Mo

    Frank is clearly the winner of this game. Certainly Big Brother will ask Frank back – perhaps for a new All Star Season. Way to go Frank!!
    Dan doesn’t hold a candle to Frank’s game.
    I have lost total respect for Dan, the bible toter swearing allegiance to Frank on his wedding ring, Chelsea his wife and the cross necklace his grandfather gave him – shaking Frank hand only to betray the value and meaning of trust. Here’s a scripture for you Dan Gheesling Mark 8:36 — For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? — I hope you lose the game, the respect of your wife and learn something about the value of trust. As Far as Dan Gheesling teaching teenagers in a Catholic School – Wow, what a great example to them, and the viewing audience who may not even read their bible to see how flippant and easy it is to blow off sanctity and trust for a bit a cash. Nice Dan – how are you going to justify and make excuses for this?!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Oh Frank will DEFINITELY be returning to BB at some point. He has to. Plus, CBS loves him.

      I think Dan believes that once you walk into that house there are no rules. However, I do wonder how many other situations he treats this way. I’m all for “doing what you gotta do” but if you own up to them it’s all good. If you don’t, it just makes you a hypocrite…

      I don’t know that Dan will ever have to answer for any of his actions though?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=805505 Steph Foster

    1) I love you.

    2) Danielle thinks she’s Bella from Twilight, with Edward (Dan, the cerebral one) and Jacob (Shane, the muscular one) fighting over her. When in reality, just like in Twilight, Dan/Edward just wants to kill her and Shane/Jacob is totally gay.

    3) I love you.

    • Liplures

      HA ha ha

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      1. I love that you love me.
      2. I love you.
      3. We love each other.

  • Mffaerrgny67678

    Who was it that Danzillia complained to Dan that was jealous of her?
    She’s a skank,I wasn’t laughing, but rather in a state of shock when I saw that mini paint brush dipped into her heavy makeup.Damn! I didn’t know that they made flesh toned spackle.
    Can you imagine the camerapeople on the other side of the mirror laughing their asses off?
    Funny how she started coming onto Joe too,hysterical,although pathetic.
    She’s no sweet country girl.
    Shane might not be the brightest but he knows how to run.
    She feels Jenn being in the house is no threat.
    Jenn has brains,she doesn’t have to straddle an inflated alligator (spread eagled)to get attention).
    Maybe she should have invested into industrial strength facial surgery to correct her problems instead of the fake boobs.

    • Liplures

      Ha Ha….. Missed the alligator, I heard her one night say people told her she looks like j lo . Can u imagine ? also won’t forget the night that she was wearing the peach shirt. She was laying on the couch , in front of the mirror of course, checking out her OWN cleavage. joe told her he liked her shirt. her response ? Why cause of my boobs, do they look fake, cause their totally real . then this whole conversation began about her boobs and who SHE thinks she looks like. Ugh! LOL . poor dani

      • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

        I think it was JLo/Salma Hayek. *Snort*!

        • Liplures

          Choking on disgust……..salma Hayek. Danielle wishes she lookes as good as her. She better quit eating so damn much and start workin out.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Hahaha. Danielle is NOTHING like we’ve ever seen in that house! I’d much rather hang out with Jenn any day over Danielle…

  • Tmairl58

    I’m not even sure if Frank (as likable as he is) has ever watched Big Brother before, Jenn seemed to know more about gameplay then him at times. At least she understood that people can lie.

    And Dan swore on the Bible to tell Frank the truth about the PAST. Production just tried to make it into a bigger deal than it was, check the feeds if you don’t believe me.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Frank’s a super uber super fan, I’m so disappointed in him!

      I do know what the deal Dan swore on the Bible was about, but I just have a problem with the whole Bible thing in general.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Clancyfox Sally DiDonato

    Wouldn’t it be funny if Ion really didn’t have whatever it is he has? Not that I believe that, but it would be great!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Wait, were you being funny calling Ian “Ion”? I love it. OMG if Ian was faking his behavior he should win an emmy!

  • http://twitter.com/blessed_are_ye Barry J Okonoboh

    Dan Gheesling is the greatest BB player of all time. Winning a season of big brother is very hard. Winning a second time is almost impossible and no HG has ever pulled that off. Dan deserves to win this game because he has been pulling all the strings. Jun doesn’t want Dan to win because she wants to be the first two-time winner. No offence Jun, you do not have what it takes to pull it off. Only two legendary HGs have the potential to achieve this feat: the two greatest HGs of all time, Hypocrite Father Dan Gheesling and Evil Geniusl Dr Will Kirby.

    However, Dan will not win. At best, he will be second. The HGs in jury are out for blood.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Oh hush now Barry. You have no idea what I’m capable of in person, let alone on a blog. Don’t be so dramatic. When I say I don’t want Dan to be the first two-time winner I am being partly truthful but partly funny. As I am most of the time.

      If Dan gets to final two, with anyone but Ian, he should win 100%.

      Barry dear, you put me in that house and I will walk away fat and $500,000 richer again. Boo to you.

  • Ian

    I may be in the minority here, but if Ian and Dan are in F2, I feel like Ian deserves to win against Dan. Who do you think would deserve to win? Especially if Ian wins F4 POV, F3 HOH, even though it’s not about competitions, Ian’s also played strategically, cutting alliances, was loyal to one, only nominated once, I really want him to win, especially against Dan. I hate how Dan keeps trying to cut him, I want Dan to lose against him!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I’ve said many times this week that Ian should win against Dan in the final two. He’s the only one who would deserve to, hands-down.

  • Messy

    Okay, I just pissed myself….

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Messssssyyyyy… :)

  • Gaborrr

    Hahaha I love the bazillion points!!! :D Oh I’m sure Shane would love some warm vanilla ;D How sad was it when Frank took Teddy with him? :( Why the punishment??!! I think I understand the HGs cause when I see pics of Dan looking straight at me I get Mystified!!!! Did anyone find Jessie’s pants?? Would you award JessieClause some points because he believes in your Nopants Clause?? Hahaha Thank you for making us laugh Dear Jun throughout this boring Season you are the best twist every time!!!! ;)

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Jessie Claus is clause for pause. Jessie Pandora Godderz. HA!

  • Billybandit2003

    frank deserves americas choice win. he has played like a true champ!!!! his only mistake was trusting demon dan. WE WANT FRANK BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/frescaftw paulathompson

    I’d be equally happy with a Ian or Dan win this season.

    However, if I’m looking at a Shane/Dani finale………………………………………………..

    No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo