BB14: Ranking The House Guests’ Potential To Win

Jun Song picks the winners and losers in the new Big Brother house!

BB14: Ranking The House Guests’ Potential To Win

Somebody at CBS can’t be trusted…though by whom? The one big rumor about four returning HGs playing a mentoring role has been proven true and I find it sad that it was leaked.  Call me old school, but I believe in letting the pre-season and season play out on its own.

Have I enjoyed tweeting incessantly about the mentoring “rumor”?  Yes.

Could I have lived without knowing? Most definitely.

But alas, there are 12 actual NEW HGs to be analyzed! Let the snark and superficiality begin!

Bb14 Ian

IAN:  I want to feed you.  No, I want to adopt you then feed you.  How cute are you?! We finally get a REAL lovable nerd and not some turd nerd! The fact that you have studied every past season (+5 points) and hold up both Dr. Will and Jack, who are very different, as gamers is very telling.  It’s telling me you know what’s up (+5 points).  You seem to be THE MOST REAL of all the HGs (+5 points) and all your answers in your bio and video seem least rehearsed (+5 points).  You also dislike Chima (+5 points) and Amber (+5 points) and so you’d better not disappoint me this summer because I just gave you a hell of a lot of points. I have a feeling you will come to bond with Nurse D as she will shield you from some inevitable bullying.  OVERALL+25 points


BB14 Danielle

DANIELLE: You’re only 23?! I thought you were older because you, um, seem so mature. I respect you more for being a nurse and preaching “love” because you actually have one of the hardest jobs out there (+5 points)…as opposed to spray tan love girl.  You say you love Jordan (-5 points) but then you balance it out by saying you “can’t stand Rachel” (+5 points) so it makes your love for Jordan actually more believable than SPRAY TAN GIRL’s (+5 points).   You say you don’t want to reveal in the house that you’re a nurse, although if you get a fake I-hurt-myself-during-the-challenge-cryer like Kalia you may end up just jumping into that role without realizing it. I hope you meant what you said about helping anyone who’s bullied this summer (+5 points) because most HGs tend to be cowards and play neutral.  And thank you for admitting you “want the money” (+5 point).  But stop with the “I wanna make friends” bullshit (-5 points). OVERALL: +15 points

BB14 Jodi

 JODI: I’ve never had a Korean chick follow “in my footsteps” in Big Brother.  The closest I got was Christina in Survivor.  But you’re following Kalia, and you have nowhere to go but up on the meter (+5 points). So raise that bar.  I like you.  After Ian, you seem most real.  Stepmom of five and newlywed of nine months, it must have been a hard decision leaving them.  But if you win, it will be better than any salary you make being a food server, and no matter how nice the steakhouse.  I will be rooting for you (+5 points) but you are among a sea of BB folks who have gone with the “I will let people underestimate me” strategy.  Most failed.  I hope you won’t.   I am pretty much okay with all of your BB alum dislikes and find it interesting they are mostly from older seasons (+5 points).   But I am unnerved that your favorite three come from very recent seasons (-5 points).  In any event, the fact that you physically shudder when you mention Rachel’s name (+5 points) excites me as I’m sure she’ll be on at some point this season and you will have to face her bedazzled boobs. OVERALL: +15 points

BB14 Jenn

JENN: My fellow NYer…I wonder if maybe we’ve taken the subway together one day.  You’d be one of those people I take one of my stealth ninja photos to upload for everyone to see.  And I mean that in the nicest way (+5 points).  It’s about time CBS has put a REAL lesbian, and not just a bi-curious tease, on that seems somewhat likeable.  You refer to yourself as a  “fun, twisted puzzle to unfold” yet you forget that most BB HGs haven’t completed a puzzle since kindergarten (-5 points). Good luck with that.  I actually believe you when you say you’d “start a music program to help underprivileged kids stay focused” because “music has saved my life and I want to give back to what has been so good to me”, as opposed to others in the past who have expressed similar sentiments then got busted for peddling pills. Ahem, Adam. Your “I think a lot of people are going to judge me initially off of my looks, so the intimidation I am absolutely gonna twist in my favor” appeals to my twisted sense of voyeurism so I look forward to seeing what you mean by this (+5 points).  We’ve never have a female Evel Dick before? You seem rough around the edges but maybe you’ll grind down some casting disasters in the house and give us some game (+5 points)!  OVERALL: +10 points

 

BB14 JoJo

JOJO: You have such a lovely facial structure I wish I could just lighten you up a little in the tan, makeup and accessories department (-5 points).  I thought you were a bartender but in the casting video all of a sudden you were a Promotional Model.  The line that made me fall in maybe-love with you was “I have no kids or special someone to go home to, so it wouldn’t really bother me as long as I can chill in the backyard and tan” because I feel like it really summed you up (+5 points).  I wonder if the tanning thing will make you bond or clash with SPRAY TAN GIRL.  I can’t believe you still use Chapstick (+5 points) when there are countless other fabulous lip products out there.  It boggles my mind, really.  Your accent and voice will nearly kill me (-5 points) depending on how long you last.  But as long as you don’t have a catfight, or makeout with Hantzsperm, you should be okay for a while (+5 points).  I actually fear that someone from your very Italian Staten Island family will find me on Twitter.  Gets me all tingly excited and shit. OVERALL: +5 points

BB14 Kara

KARA: You are no virgin to the scene; nor are you an angel on earth.  But this is the first time we’ve had a Playmate of the Year in the house. You’re hoping you don’t get recognized. Right.  Hmmm…interestingly enough, The Glass House has got a Playboy bunny. But CBS wins this round, I suppose , with your help (+5 points).  Your video all but screamed to us “My agent said I’m turning 30 and so I need a boost so it’s the only reason I’m on this, what is this oh yeah Bigger Brother show. And instead of telling people I take pictures naked I tell them I play Snow White at Disney World” (-5 points). Oh, I can’t wait to see Playboy Snow White and Spray Tan Snow White do battle!  Well, we can only hope because you seem so over this season already (-5 points).  Why does CBS cast people who don’t care?!?!   You want to use your BB win to “use it to help people and try to make a positive difference in the world”.  WHAT?!?!?!  I think you mistakenly copy/pasted your pageant answer there. Command-Z! undo! If you do win I’ll be happy because you say you want to give the money to your mom, a single mom (+5 points).  But you won’t win. You didn’t like Keith or Lydia and you’re up for a showmance if it’s with someone like Jeff. Oy. Dumbledore. But you ask not to have Rachel brought back (+5 points) which means there are enough of you collectively who will make CBS have to bring her back for something. OVERALL: +5 points

 

BB14 Willie

WILLIE: If you can get JoJo, Ian, Jodi and Danielle over to your side I think you’ll be okay.  But that will never happen so you’re not okay.  I’m wondering if Ian will figure you out for a Hantz because he looks like he’d be a Survivor fan too.  Your favorite activities are “Gambling and strip clubs!” with the emphasis on the exclamation point (-5 points) and I am shocked that you’ve frequented such venues… … … insert smirk… … … Your least favorite is Rachel (+5 points), which makes me wish she WAS returning just for you (-5 points) and I see you do have a soft side to you because you say your two children are your greatest accomplishment (+5 points).  You admit that if you became famous you’d want to come back for All Stars. Again, I am shocked. Hantz Franchise for rent by CBS, anyone? It saddens me that you’d sleep on the floor and eat slop “for the rest of my life” for $500,000 (-5 points).  After taxes you get half, so perhaps just half your life will suffice.  You kept speaking in different tenses during your video which was disturbing because you seem to have missed the days of school when the proper use of past tense were taught. But you tell us you “take baths but that’s about it”. Yikes. But still entertaining (+5 points).  OVERALL: 0 points


BB 14 Shane

SHANE: You’re a house flipper.  Good going CBS, that was cool like four seasons ago.  You tell us you enjoying “hitting golf balls off my deck into the woods” as opposed to just hitting golf balls (-5 points).  Seriously?  That must be some deck you want us to know about you house flipper, you. Your dad is your hero, very sweet (+5 points).  You always must mention (-5 points) that you were Bachelor 2010 in Cosmo magazine and I’m so confused because you don’t seem all that into girls upon first impression. Or maybe you’re just that douchey that your heterosexuality is masked that heavily.  You compare yourself to Hayden and Jeff.  Oy.  But your goal “is to open a Special Olympics Training Camp” (+5 points) which is, um, random much? But I say to that: Yes! Go forth and do it! And don’t just talk about curing cancer like other people do! Your weaknesses are blondes and Southern belles. Oh boy. CBS hates you then.  I don’t know how telling everyone you’re a “Beer and wine Salesman and personal trainer on the side” is gonna be any better than just saying you’re a puka-candy-necklace wearing house-flipper (-5 points).  I mean, the best thing is not to build up so many big lies. You can always just say you WORK for a house flipper.  Geez.  Newbies always complicating things.  OVERALL: ­-5 points

BB 14 Frank

FRANK: Do you really even want to be on this show (-5 points)?  And are you going to make basketball analogies all summer (-5 points)?  Anyone who comes in wanting to “build-a-team-type-alliance” where they are the leader, are usually tools. You’ve watched since Season 6 and you’re not into floaters (-5 points) which means you can’t be a “superfan” like you claim to be. Perhaps you should have watched Season 4. Floaters are a necessary evil and brilliant if done right. I do appreciate your dislike of Chima (+5 points) although I get a similar vibe from you in that you’re only in the house because you don’t have a job. No, sorry, you don’t WANT a job.  A common trait, it seems, for most BB alum.  For someone who doesn’t want to be portrayed as “just a famous wrestler’s son” you sure are acting like a lazy bum.  Do you think everyone who works does it because it’s their passion? No, sadly, they have to put food on the table. Grow up! Get a job! OVERALL: -10 points

BB14 Joe

JOE: I’m gonna call you No Video Joe.  Dude. You weren’t even in the house until Mike the “What Did I Get Myself Into” Sailing Instructor got cut (-5 points).  But I look forward to seeing you cook in the BB house (+5 points)!  Too bad you’re an actual chef and that will make it TOO obvious a strategy.  I hope you have a back-up.  I’m jealous that I won’t be able to taste your food. You have no idea how hard it will be “to have everyday, every minute, every second of my life on the air” until you are in that house, dude.  You actually have no idea (-5 points). It’s too bad we have no video of you.  No.  It’s not. Those freaking casting videos were all at least 6 minutes too long.  But I won’t take points away from you for that. Good luck my culinary friend. OVERALL: -5 points

BB14 Ashley

ASHLEY:  Clearly you HAVE watched Big Brother before since you’re playing the “I Heart JeJo” and “Shelly got on my nerves” card in an effort to gain numbers outside of the house (+5 points), can’t fault you for that.  But you call yourself Snow White and don’t realize that quality over quantity is what will matter in the end!  You are one of way-too-many blonde HGs who have come and gone, who plans to play “dumb ditzy blonde” (-5 points) and you talk as if you’re stuck in a five year old’s body (-5 points) which will get annoying, like, yesterday. Relax your eyes and your tongue…that’s it…no need to put on a cartoon voice.  You fancy yourself a “dreambook” maker (-5 points).  I don’t trust chicks who do that dreambook shit. It’s creepy. You say you’re all about love and giving love and sharing love and, what?! Spray tanning does not a love energy make (-5 points)! Give it up. “Fetch” never caught on, and neither will your “love” thing. For someone who claims to be a fan, you certainly didn’t learn that this game is not about love. Evel Dick scares you (+5 points) but not as much as the sun apparently, because you tell us in your video you’ll be wearing 100 “proof” SPF on your face and 70 on your shoulders. Oy. OVERALL: -10 points

 

BB14 Wil

WIL: You’re that American Idol reject with the youTube channel that everyone keeps tweeting me about (-5 points) and I see you like wearing mesh see-through shirts (-5 points).  Only I can rock anything close to fishnet!  Your voice makes MY balls ache.  And you, like, many other want to hide your true profession. I mean, unless you’re married to the head of CBS and hosting the show, I don’t see why you would hide your profession to the HGs, seriously.  Get over your respective professions. It’s not that important. I was in banking and said I was in banking and I banked on everything and won anyway.  Okay, off my BB soapbox.  But seriously, you think you’re Don Draper in your description of yourself yet you’re just an assistant, admit it.  You did not like Eveil Dick but you liked Rachel (-5 points).   Bananas creep you out (-5 points).   OVERALL: -20 points)

PS: There exist people on Twitter who hide behind multiple accounts and fake photos who wish people harm and death.  Unimaginable right?  Over television programming that’s supposed to be “reality”?  It’s the reality we live in, and so many just turn a blind eye to these people utilizing social media outlets to wish death upon someone’s baby.  I can only speak for myself, but I can tweet for others when I say people like @GreggsGyrl who wished my baby dead should have their IP addresses tracked and banned from social media. They are toxic and detrimental to our already damaged society.

Comments

  • http://twitter.com/branden628 Branden B

    “My agent said I’m turning 30 and so I need a boost so it’s the only reason I’m on this, what is this oh yeah Bigger Brother show. And instead of telling people I take pictures naked I tell them I play Snow White at Disney World.” HAHAHAHA!

    Looking at Frank makes me feel weird and uncomfortable all over.

    • http://twitter.com/ChelsiaHart Chelsia Hart

      Looking at you makes me feel weird and uncomfortable.

      • http://twitter.com/branden628 Branden B

        Looking at you makes me feel weirder and uncomfortabler…

        • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

          Goosebumps.

        • DirtyMikeAndTheBoys

          For the record Chelsia’s hot …just saying..

          • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

            HA!

  • http://twitter.com/therocprince Cory ✌

    I love you JUN (I have a Haters STILL Hating T-Shirt that I should let you borrow), and share a lot of your same opinions about the HGs.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I love that you love me! I need to get that tattooed… :)

      • Brian Morath

        Hey Jun great take on all the newbies. I wish it was all newbies. I hope they don’t bring Boogie back. He is not a master at this game and he will crumble without his Dr. Will to drag him along to the end.

        You forgot that Willie also had to throw in that maybe we would get to see him naked at the very end of his interview. Ego much?

        indigoprince32

        • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

          We will just have to see if Boogie’s back. Sigh. I think yes.

          • Mopar72b

            actually, maybe boogie n willie will get into it n send willie packin’!

          • JO1

            Jun, congrats on your baby! I like your take on the hamsters. I did watch your comments about the glass house rodents. Luv your sense of humor!! (U are my fav. winner also) I don’t twitter but have an account and clicked follow you so that I can see what fun witticisms you will share with us throughout the season. Look forward to a crazy, interesting BB season.
            I read an article a while back on the Boogies sick sexual exploits and can’t believe they would put him on BB again. Crazy!!

      • Brian Morath

        Hey Jun great take on all the newbies. I wish it was all newbies. I hope they don’t bring Boogie back. He is not a master at this game and he will crumble without his Dr. Will to drag him along to the end.

        You forgot that Willie also had to throw in that maybe we would get to see him naked at the very end of his interview. Ego much?

        indigoprince32

  • http://twitter.com/GKL1961 GAY K

    Bwahaha,,,,“Gambling and strip clubs!” with the emphasis on the exclamation point (-5 points) and I am shocked that you’ve frequented such venues… … … insert smirk… … … Love your sarcasm.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      OMG, Willie is too much! Should make for some good outtakes though hahaha!

  • http://twitter.com/MichelleF321 Michelle F

    Love your rankings Jun! And to the twitter nitwit………karma’s gonna get ya scumbag!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Amen!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/SRS32HSCFUAE2XB5W4LJXSMU6E Lisa

    Love your rankings, Jun. I see some great personality conflicts already..

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Me too! Should be a good season despite all our griping :)

  • Joe

    Hahahaha This is hilarious! I completely agree with everything except for that Ian is way too awkward socially to win. IMHB

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Well, it is only the first week :)

  • http://twitter.com/GKL1961 GAY K

    Wow, I never thought I say this but Superpass interview with Jenn reminds me of my BFF who lives in Jersey. Not by looks, but the way she talks. Just base on this interview, she is my fave,

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I like her too! And I think she may have a unique game!

      • http://www.realitywithoutapologies.blogspot.com/ lisakn

        I think she will be fun to watch too. She won’t take no shiat..that is for sure. We need people like her to stir up the crazy.

  • http://twitter.com/MizJones602 Michelle Jones

    And now the fun begins! Our first Power Rankings of BB14. First impressions have me rooting for Jodi, Ian and some reason, Frank. Glad NYC is being represented especially Jenn. JoJo not so much. I wonder if Willie will shoot himself in the foot like his brother and nephew before him. When will HGs learn that lying about your real life should be kept to a minimum. Who really gives a fug???

    The thing that shall not be named is a very sick creature who really gets off with each twisted and vile tweet it sends. Kind of scary sharing the earth with whatever it is.

    Anyway, you Jun with no ‘E’, will always be my favorite BB HG and winner…know that!!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      HA1 I can’t connect with Frank, I don’t know why?!

      • http://twitter.com/Mister1128 Mister1128

        Loved the blog as always Jun. As for Frank, I don’t know if the lights were to bright or he just woke up, but I couldn’t focus on what he was saying because he kept blinking. That should have been a -5 for blinky.

        • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

          THANKS! OMG! I actually had that in my notes but left it out of the blog. He totally DOES blink constantly! Love that you noticed hahaha!

  • Todd

    Hey Jun, show me your tits! :0)

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Are you trying to trick me to get on Skype?! :)

  • BBFreak

    Jun
    I look forward every year to your take on the BB HG’s, funny & true analogies!! See ya on twitter!!
    BBFreak

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Thanks so much! I have a lot of fun with it. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea but it is what it is :)

    • BlondeBombBB@yahoo.com

      We are right there with you BBFreak … Every year from the very start of BB1 when Eddie won.. haven’t missed any of it… from the TV, Showtime, and Real Life feeds .. fulltime BB Addicts

  • http://twitter.com/1BBFan4Life BBFan4Ever

    Pretty accurate rankings

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Things will shift from weak to weak but let’s see what happens!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=570605532 Matt Barter

        “Weak to Weak?” Surely you mean Week to Week?

      • http://www.realitywithoutapologies.blogspot.com/ lisakn

        I think none will be like their actual pre-season interview once they get in that house. They always change once they see who is in there with them. Last year watching shelly’s interview I thought..Oh, what a nice lady..but look what happened to her,lol.

  • Rdouvillier

    As always love the rankings. Agree with most. Check the math on Ian’s ranking though. And remember: A Hantz is a Hantz……….

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Yes! Ian should have 30 points! This will be addressed next week :)

    • bluegorilla44

      I bet Russels advice to his brother was “First thing you do once you are in the house is..find that idol!”

    • bluegorilla44

      I bet Russels advice to his brother was “First thing you do once you are in the house is..find that idol!”

  • Mappy

    Interesting. I think we’re going to have another ‘agree to disagree’ season lol Entertaining, as always :)

    I agree with your post script. Very sick wishing a child harmed or dead. Some people ….

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Oh I like it when we “agree to disagree”…I’m sure by the end of the season we will meet each other in the middle! :)

  • Chellelynn2

    I think I may find myself cheering for a past hg’s over these new hg’s.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Nooooo! Hahahaha!

  • http://twitter.com/DeanoBrown2010 Dean Brown

    About tiiiiiiiiiime we got Jun’s Power Rankings back!! I am too excited!!

    I LOVE how everyone got + points for hating Rachel and – points for liking her!! hahahahaha…

    Seriously are the Hantz family threatening CBS executives live’s to get on all these shows??!! I just hope this guy isn’t as much of a douche as the rest of his family!!

    That “thing” (not person, thing) on Twitter was vile!! I’m a huuuuuuuuge believer in karma and that thing will get what is coming to them sooner rather than later.

    Can’t wait for the season to start… And for the Jun-bitching to realllllllllly begin!!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Oh man. I’m sure the crazies will find their way here too! Ha!

      • Mopar72b

        That dang hantz family has cornered the markrt on crazies…sickening types.

        • Cali 69

          …What is the story with the hantz family? I never have heard about them..

  • Lissersmom

    Joe’s YouTube videos are like nails on chalkboard. Now I cringe every time I see his name. God help us.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I actually watched a couple myself! HA! :)

  • http://twitter.com/Stormy1227 Kori

    You are no Collette LaLa, the Bitchy Blogger. But nice try.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Okay. I didn’t realize I was trying to be anybody. I love LaLa though. Always have :)

  • Genevieveryan

    Finally!! All is right we have BB power rankings!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Woohoo! :)

  • Jjm5713

    First off I love the commentary by Jun on here and Twitter. I have loved BB from the start and somehow she makes it better.
    Second Frank is creepy as fuck and I hope him and Wil team up and fail miserably. Lastly who the fuck really makes personal attacks about someone’s child?

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      It’s such gross stuff J! But yes. I don’t know if “creepy” defines how I feel with Frank. He just DOESN’T grab me in anyway. But let’s see :)

      Thanks for writing. :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003008007668 Kelly Nicholson

    I’m sorry..I have to laugh now………

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003008007668 Kelly Nicholson

    -20 for the Gay Thor? You need deduct 2 more for the lack of balls!…lighten up! im kidding…sometimes.

    • DirtyMikeAndTheBoys

      Gay Thor, ok that was funny…

      • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

        Ha! The thing is I don’t “plan” the points. I write and then add/deduct accordingly. So apparently he’s a -20 :)

  • Mopar72b

    Methinks Junis pretty rite-on w/some of her predictions, guess it’ll be up to the past houseguests to do anything interresting….and that sorta gags me!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      I think it WILL be pretty interesting actually!

  • http://www.realitywithoutapologies.blogspot.com/ lisakn

    I just can’t stand the idea of past HGs coming back yet again this year. Who keeps doing that????? Whoever it is..please stop.

    • DirtyMikeAndTheBoys

      You don’t like it but they get better ratings, and CBS is trying to run a business…

      • http://www.realitywithoutapologies.blogspot.com/ lisakn

        I read that ratings went down last year.

        • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

          Really? I wonder what the numbers were…

          • http://www.realitywithoutapologies.blogspot.com/ lisakn

            I can’t remember the exact rating, but it was down about 1.9 mill.
            from the previous year.

    • Cali 69

      I agree, why is a relative of russell getting a chance at big brother, they keep bringing back Evil’s daughter, why? are they going to keep bringing her back untill she wins, there is a lot of others that would love to have a chance on these shows. A lot of people out there that would be great for the show without showing repeats…

  • DirtyMikeAndTheBoys

    Sorry Jun if someone threatened your child they are tool bags and most likely 15….

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Thank you. Whatever they are, they’re gross :(

  • bluegorilla44

    ok is it just me…but they are gonna know willie is a hantz from day1. Book it!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Probably right?!?! :)

      • bluegorilla44

        I think the over under in vegas is 1 and a half days b4 willie is exposed as a hantz

  • http://twitter.com/SuppaS Sam Suppa

    Ian and Danielle were also my two favorite in the cast. I really hope that they don’t turn out to be giant turds in the game!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Or get taken out too early!

  • Gaborrr

    Is Mr. Nipples the lead actor in the upcoming parody of Thor? Is Ashley going to paint pretty underwater creatures when she gets off the show? Can Iron Chef Joe win against Famous Foodie Mike with the secret ingredient of lemon? Will Hef become the fourth Mentor? Are Willie and Shane the Before and After in the ad for the hair club for men? Will Danielle, Jodi, Jenn and Ian join in a secret sorcerer alliance?

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Ha, yes! Big hammer thing and high-pitched voice-perfect! :) OMG I love Iron Chef Joe! Can I use that? :) You kill me!

      • Gaborrr

        Please do..you inspire me so ;D

  • Jameslanning

    I think you are pretty much bang on with everything. I agree with the little nerdy kid, Ian, being very smart and innocent may carry him far in the game. Not to mention he is a superfan which is a plus. Only one I think you are underestimating is Frank, I feel like he is going to be likeable and not make many enemies in the house. We shall see though, just hope the newbies this season are more entertaining than the last.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      If you are right i’d be happy to watch Frank play out! I hope you’re right :) I don’t know why I just didn’t connect with him but maybe he will come around. Let’s see how things play out!

  • Sheri2271

    I agree with your rankings except for Wil. I really want to like him and hope he’s right that he’s not going to be the typical gay guy.
    This is the first time I have read your rankings and I’m sorry I have missed the ones in the past looking forward to more

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Thanks Sheri! I would love nothing more than for Wil to prove himself BB worthy! :) We will find out soon enough :)

  • Cameronc1996

    http://www.bronzique.com/Bronzique/Home.html this is ashley’s company Bronzique:)

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Yes! I totally googled it myself! HA! Good for her…it’s a great biz idea :)

  • Handymike

    Jun Song…you need to put ice on those balls!!! hahahahh Wil’s voice may be awful , but Shane’s pious ego makes my balls ACHE !!!! get rid of these 2 fast!!!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Our poor balls…

  • http://twitter.com/Whyte1 iPam

    Jun I love,love, love your take on the #BB14 HG’s. Seem to be 100% right on all accounts. Great job as always

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Thanks Pam! I’m hoping this season is a good one! We’re never “happy” with the cast but I think that’s just part of the whole dirty summer hahaha!

  • http://twitter.com/spicypants Spicy

    Love this! I can’t believe some freak wished death upon your child. SICK!! Love the rankings and I LOVE Jenn!

    • Shellymoorebb13

      Love Spicy!!

      • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

        I, too, love Spicy!

  • http://twitter.com/spicypants Spicy

    Love this! I can’t believe some freak wished death upon your child. SICK!! Love the rankings and I LOVE Jenn!

  • bluegorilla44

    I hope Frank is smarter than his dad..I remember watching wrestling back in the day and Sid Vicious had the dumbest quote …”I dont have half the brain you do” =/

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Really?! I don’t really know much about his dad…I really should go do some research :)

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/FIFQSX7QW53AZMBC47FYLGX6TQ JO

    Love the rankings Jun. You have made me think this year might pull out something because I couldn’t see anyone to root for lol. Well yes I am a rachel fan I see your not but that is cool. I love people who wins the comps and I know that is only one way of getting there but that is who I usually root for a not so mean person winning when they want them out lol

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Hahahaha! I think Rachel was great for tv but so are others and as a BB fan I enjoy fresh faces more than returning faces. Hopefully you have someone to root for in a few days! :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000111357503 Chris Clements

    Nice…..Im pretty sure Ashley is Kathy Bates in Misery crazy, if Wil with one L wins I lose all hope and buy that scope Ive been eyeballin and pick me out a tower or rooftop…pretty sure I used to buy weed from Frank…thats a job, Right? Shane is pretty damned double D boring….Willie may just surprise us all…..maybe he wont be as paranoid as every other Hantz Ive seen on TV, miracles do happen masked as random occurances. Kara who? Hopefuly gone first….JoJo I like, think she may provide some of the drama I love about this game, in a no nonsense way. Jenn I like even more, just hope she’s not a LGBT commercial the whole time….Jodi I dont really care for, seems Shane boring. Danielle is just about super cute and sweeter than candy but in a real way, as far as I can tell from a 20 minute video….sheesh….and your right about Ian….you just wanna pat him on the head, maybe scratch him behind the ear, but so young…does this tweener know whats about to go down?

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      You’re hilarious! :) I’m actually really excited to see how Ian does :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000111357503 Chris Clements

    BTW, Jun, you should hunt down this person that threatened your child and beat her ass…I’ll hold the flashlight.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      HAHAHAHA. I have a feeling that person is already beat up and down in so many ways…sigh.

  • BBlover14

    Hmm.. Accurate. Can’t wait till the 12th!!!

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Just a day away! :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/ndwinslett63 Nathan Winslett

    Jun – you are a Goddess – we bow to you, our Queen of Mean!!! Thanks for ALWAYS keepin’ it real Jun – you are the saving grace of BBer’dom each year.

    I pray CBS does the right thing with Mentors and put REAL stars back in the house. Will/Boogie, Janelle and Father Dan – PLEASE CBS, don’t fu*k this one up.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Looks like you got what you wanted! :)

  • Shellymoorebb13

    Great recap and I am so sorry for the awful comments about your child from someone who has no idea what reality is. It is the “fans” that hide behind screen names and their oblivion to spew hate as a sport. You, nor your precious baby deserve that. TV is not reality and I hope you track them down. Social media is such a great tool and allows people to connect to share, debate, even snark….hate and threats do nothing but hurt, injure, scar.

    • http://twitter.com/JunDishes Jun Song

      Thanks Shelly. I know you went through worse last year. Makes me grateful that social media wasn’t what it is now back when I was on BB…

  • Kimberly

    Jun, I love reading your stuff because you just call it like you see it (even if I don’t agree with you ;) – but who cares, thsi is your masterpiece.

    As for the crazy person saying nasty crap, well, shame on them! how awful!

  • biambi

    actually very disturbing i agree 100% w a bb commentator bloger lol great job on this 3 days left

  • MirrorofthePeople

    Jun, I loved you on season 4, and I love reading your commentary! You seem to have a hilariously accurate impression of this years guests. At this point I’m rooting for Ian and Jodi!

  • Colin

    Jun I really liked you in BB4 congratz on your win :) I agree with you on the last guy he seems a bit out there. I will be cheering for Jenn as of right now

  • Justcharming23

    omg omg omg it’s here

  • Barbmikebuckley

    jun do you know whethe surprize guest are? if so tell us all

  • Nek

    Good reading. I cannot wait until the airing tonight

  • http://twitter.com/Jup2 Adrianne Palicki

    “Only I can rock anything close to fishnet!”

    LMAO!! I remember that!

    “Your voice makes MY balls ache.”

    You got balls Jun ( ! or ? … take your choice. LOL ) o_O

  • http://www.facebook.com/tony.robinson.5473 Tony Robinson

    I don’t think old Joe has the skills or game play too pull off what Jun did on her season. Joe might be a cook, but I have a feeling he going to screw up sometime in the middle of this season. Wil kinda of creeps me out a little with his outfits (kinda make me wonder if Wil has any common sense).I’ll bet people get annoyed with him pretty fast as well. I think Willie going to play to hard too fast and end up not even making it to the jury house. Other then that.. I don’t really know the rest of the house guests yet too say anything else about them.

  • Karensuemadden

    After watching the first show and feeds last night…I have to say Ian seems to be such a little cutie and finally a nerd that is not annoying!!! Thought I was gonna love JoJo but her voice is already grinding on my spine! I’ve always loved Janelle, but I find myself being impressed by Britney the most so far. Love your tweets Jun, I follow you and you take much time out of my day, but you are so funny and real. Thank You!