Honey Boo Boo’s Best Quotes

Here are some of the best quotes from the TLC hit show

Honey Boo Boo’s Best Quotes

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Are you missing Here Comes Honey Boo Boo as much as we are? Yeah, we thought so. That’s why we decided to compile some of the best Honey Boo Boo quotes for you to enjoy as we wait for the holiday specials to air in January.

So here we go (and don’t laugh too hard, wouldn’t want you hurting that forklift foot).

The Best Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Quotes

“The Redneck Games is a lot like the Olympics but with a lot of missing teeth and butt cracks showing.” — June

“All that vajiggle jaggle is not beautimos. You don’t see my shit hanging out … not my three bellies.” — June, on all the inappropriately dressed women at the Redneck Games

“I hope y’all are getting that flesh-eating disease.” — Honey Boo Boo to the idiots swimming in the nasty river

“If a person farts 10-15 times a day then they’re healthy. So I guess my girls are healthy…” — June

“We’re going to make you a pageant gay pig.” — Honey Boo Boo to her new boy pig she named Glitzy

“Etiquette classes are for stupid people.” — Honey Boo Boo

“It’s called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit.” — June referring to the family’s nickname for vagina

“Every time I go in the store they probably think I have a bowel movement problem.” — Mama on her huge supply of toilet paper

“It’s even better than sex.” — Mama on couponing

“I hope Mama don’t eat Glitzy. She eats everything else.” — Honey Boo Boo on her baby pig Glitzy

“All that boy is wanting is to get in your little biscuit and get a little piece then he’s running.” — Mama on her pregnant teen daughter’s baby daddy

“Please tell me you got a cheese grater out for their feet.” — Mama to the manicurist

“It wasn’t love at first sight. It was bed at first sight. You’ve got to try the milk before you buy the cow.” — Mama on when she first met Sugar Bear

“I like to get down and dirty redneck style.” — Honey Boo Boo

“Oooooh. Show your man boobies.” — June to Sugar Bear

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“That Santa Claus outfit smelled like a chain-smoking goat.” — Sugar Bear

“The worst part about Christmas in July is that it’s hot. And it’s in July.” — Sugar Bear

“When June sat on my lap, she didn’t really ask for nothing, but I couldn’t feel my feet.” — Sugar Bear

“I want her out cause she’s hurting my biscuit.” — Chickadee referring to her unborn child as she’s presumably in labor

“I’m not ready for Kaitlynn to come. Gonna smell like poop.” — Honey Boo Boo on her unborn niece

“When my belly hurts it’s usually because of gas or too many chicken nuggets. — Honey Boo Boo

“Spray tan is like poop in a can.” — Honey Boo Boo

“When I saw June in that blonde wig, it made me a little frisky. It kinda made me want to jump some bones.” — Sugar Bear after June tried on a wig at Shh! It’s a Wig

“Being voluptuous, heat and me don’t mix with my body. It never has. It don’t mix with my digestive system very well. Cause that’s why I don’t eat.”  *burp* — Mama

“I want the barbecue. And then I want the chicken. And then I want the ribs.” — Honey Boo Boo, ordering at the sit-down restaurant

“Don’t tell nobody, but all of Pumpkin’s clothes come from the dumpster.” — Honey Boo Boo

“A baby does not come out of your butt. It comes out of your biscuit.” — Pumpkin

“A woman will ew on herself before she has a baby. Then her hemorrhoids come out.” — Mama

“Birthin babies are disgusting.” — Honey Boo Boo


“Bingo is a sport… a way to calm you down.” — Mama

“Miss Georgia 2011 is very pretty and I don’t think she farts.” — Honey Boo Boo

“I’m gonna vegetate my fat ass.” — Mama after Honey Boo Boo’s exhausting birthday bash

“Baby Kaitln arrived on the Biscuit Express!” – Honey Boo Boo on becoming an Aunt

“I wish I had an extra finger, then I could grab more cheeseballs.” – Honey Boo Boo on Kaitlyn’s extra thumb

“Having that extra thumb remind me of a Swiss Army knife.” – Sugar Bear on his granddaughter

“Well, if she gets gassy, she one of the family.” Honey Boo Boo during Kaitlyn’s first bottle feeding at home

“Ain’t nothing wrong with being a little gay, everyone’s a little gay.” – Honey Boo Boo on her Uncle Poodle

“Redneck ain’t the word for this damn family. They dysfunctional rednecks. One got bugs, one farts all the time, one’s playin’ in the mud, and one’s diggin’ in her butt all the time.” – Uncle Poodle on Mama and girls


  • http://twitter.com/MizJones602 Michelle Jones

    Thanks for getting me hooked on this show from the beginning Branden!

    • http://twitter.com/branden628 Branden B

      You are so welcome! ;)

    • http://twitter.com/branden628 Branden B

      You are so welcome! ;)

  • kcsmum

    OMG, Branden!! I laughed soooo hard at this!! And I’ve probably heard them say these sayings a million times-ever since you got me hooked. Can’t wait for January!!!

    • http://twitter.com/branden628 Branden B

      hahahah! Glad you enjoyed it!

    • http://twitter.com/branden628 Branden B

      hahahah! Glad you enjoyed it!

  • Atira_lee

    What about ” It’s gonna smell like sunshine and happiness…or poop? I love that one

  • Jerseybeautiful

    What about : It’s gonna smell like sunshine and happiness…or poop!

  • Ussbackyard

    this family actuall makes me want to puke. They are disgusting and if TLC does not
    remove these idiots I will never watch that channel again.

  • AndreaPomMom

    Funny. It’s even funnier when you hear them say it and see their expressions. This show is something else. I’m glad I found out about it…now I can catch up on all the reruns :)

  • Joe

    This is useless tripe…the state of programming on TLC (“The Learning Channel”) is sad.

    • lalala

      You’re learning about other people’s lifestyles

  • http://twitter.com/gaborrr gaborrr

    Cheeseballs Rule, Chicken Nuggets Rule, Branden Rules!! :) This show makes me wanna go mudd wrestlin with Chickadee, throw some grass on Uncle Poodle, and ride into the sunset on Glitzy!!! :D

  • Catfitzg583

    I think Honey Boo Boo is really cute and funny !!! I think that they should make a Honey Boo Boo doll that says the funny thing she says !!!!

    • please make it stop

      please die

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rodger-Bartlett/100001395203768 Rodger Bartlett

    These people are being exploited by TLC and coached to act this way. This kid will be a suicide case someday, maybe that will make good television too. You’d have to be a psychotic to produce a show like this. I’d guess following the producer around in her private life would be far more entertaining.

    • Alf

      What if this is just the way they act?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/FWLU6YMTCTNDVXRI6YZSSOLHFQ Chris Rector

    Where the F#@% did these pieces of trashy s#!+ come from. Fat a$$ mother, extra thumbs, fat little BEEUTIMUS pageant pig, farting and crusty crap on the blimp mother’s neck? What has happened to this world when people think this is entertainment? They have the intelligence of a 2 by 4 and that is insulting to the wood. Before anyone says anything… I have never seen the show, never intend to. This link was sent to me as a joke (not a very funny one either) and this is the one and only time I will ever visit this page or comment. This whole family is a poster family for retroactive abortion. What ever state they are in should have DCS go get those kids and have the whole lot of them castrated and mandatorily sterilized. The phrase “clay smacking inbreed troglodytes” is an understatement. After being on this page I feel like I need to vomit and then take an hour long hot shower just to get the nastiness off me. Please make sure that you install new walls to cover all of the filth, food and neck crust stuck to them. You can always feed the sheetrock to June and Honey Blow Barf. Make sure the new walls are made of EXPLODIUM you F#@% tards. You are getting close because your brains are obviously made of UNOBTAINIUM. If you read this I am sure that you will be sanguine in the resolve that you are just fine and everyone else is screwed up. Yeah! There is nothing wrong with you people. Please play with loaded guns and yes… Honey Blow Barf should be allowed to play in the highway the next times youums all bea cumin to town! Good bye, F#@% off and may the next major meteoric Earth collision happen on top of your house. You people are totally disgusting.

  • honey boo boo

    @alanathomsponn ;)

  • JessicaRocks