Oh my. Just when you think things can’t get more outrageous on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, the little pageant queen farts in front of Miss Georgia.
And please take note that one of my life rules was to NEVER type the word “fart.” Sadly, I’ve broken a lot of my own rules since I started covering Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. Let’s see how many more I can break now.
Mama’s Makeup Lesson. OK, so Mama, also known as the “Coupon Quaaaaaaaayn,” likes saving money. That’s one of … um, that’s her quality. So this week she decided to hit up a local salon and learn how to do Honey Boo Boo’s makeup and hair herself for the big pageant coming up. And Mama doesn’t know too much about makeup. “I don’t wear makeup. Period” she said. So Honey Boo Boo ends up looking like a clown and Mama learns nothing.
Mama’s Bingo Face. Since saving money with makeup didn’t work, Mama decides to try to win some money by going to a Bingo game at the VFW. Her Bingo face is almost as grand as her forklift foot.
Ladies Who Lunch. Honey Boo Boo and Mama first go shopping with Miss Georgia. But Honey Boo Boo clearly had her Go Go Juice today and won’t settle down, so they go to lunch. And Honey Boo Boo passes gas in front of Miss Georgia. And then she points out that she did so by saying “I farted.” Miss Georgia says if Honey Boo Boo wants to be Miss America some day, she’s going to have to work on her gracefulness.
Honey Boo Boo’s Birthday Presents. The sisters of Honey Boo just “don’t got no money” so they decide to get creative. They consider making her a present but they’re too lazy. So they raid Mama’s couponing horde and decide to give Honey Boo Boo some Pop Tarts and various items Mama bought using her coupons.
“I’m gonna look like I just got off the street walkin.” — Honey Boo Boo on Mama’s makeup skills (what 6-year-old knows what a street walker is?)
“My Mama better stick to couponin and stay away from the makeup table.” — Honey Boo Boo again on Mama’s makeup work (word!)
“Bingo is a sport… a way to calm you down.” — Mama (who knew she was an athlete!)
“Miss Georgia 2011 is very pretty and I don’t think she farts.” — Honey Boo Boo (I don’t think she does either, Honey Boo Boo Child)
“I’m gonna vegetate my fat ass.” — Mama after Honey Boo Boo’s exhausting birthday bash (Go rest Mama. Prop that forklift foot up. You earned it)