Snooki & Jwoww: From the Crib to the Bar

These ladies know how to care for an infant!

Snooki & Jwoww: From the Crib to the Bar

After helping pass the TV time in between seasons of Jersey Shore, Snooki & Jwoww is drawing to a close, with the season finale planned for Sept. 13.

But the ladies were sure to provide us additional lunacy before signing off,  in one of the more entertaining installments of the series. Here are the top five moments from last night’s show:

1. Purple puppy
Until this episode, I thought the height of Jwoww’s pet ownership ridiculousness was having two unhousebroken dogs that pee and poop all over the apartment. But then I watched her and Snooki dye these poor pooches pink and purple last night. Frankly, I don’t know why I didn’t see this coming.

2. Roger and Jenni
After the past two weeks fracases, Jenni and Roger made up and acknowledged that they wanted to be together, but they weren’t yet ready to get married. To which we said, No sh*t.

3. Fake baby
Jenni ordered two of those life-like infants — the kind that cry until you figure out what’s wrong with them — for her and Snooki, so that they could learn to take care of a baby. On the phone with customer service, Jenni inquired, “What colors do you have? Do you have any tan ones? Or off-white?” Sadly, orange spray tan wasn’t among the choices; the closest they could come was Hispanic.
When all was said and done, though, Snooki took the job fairly seriously. It was nice to see her stay up all night doing something other than court alcohol poisoning.

4. Gay JoeyPalooza
The girls each have a gay best friend named Joey, and another gay Joey works at the doggie day care where Snooki volunteers. So, the girls went out to a bar for “Gay JoeyPalooza” — with the baby-bots in tow, of course.
“I would never take my real baby to the bar obviously,” said Snooki. “This baby, you leave it at home and give it neglect, or you bring it to the bar and take care of it.”
It is not without coincidence that my own five-month-old daughter woke up at this exact moment and started to cry. She must be clairvoyant.

5. Bouncing Baby Boy
Snooki, Jionni and Jenni went to her ultrasound appointment, at which she discovered she was having a boy. Of course, that came as no surprise to viewers since Snooki has already given birth to little Lorenzo by now. What was a bit stunning, though, was Jwoww’s inappropriate, albeit joking, comments about the baby’s penis. I mean, really, you’ve gotta draw the line somewhere.
For once, Snooki acted appropriately: She told Jenni not to talk about her kid’s unit, which may go down in history as the first time Snooki has ever shut down penis talk.

No Snooki & Jwoww next week, but the season finale is Sept. 13.

Even though she was joking, did Jwoww go overboard by mentioning the baby’s penis? Or did you think it was funny?

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