So there really are Reality TV gods! You know how I know? Because my prayers have been answered.
Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child” Thompson from Toddlers & Tiaras has gotten her own reality show. It’s going to be called Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (of course it is – what else would it be called?) and TLC has ordered six (only six?) 30-minute episodes set to air in August.
Alana first took the Toddlers & Tiaras screen by storm last year when we dropped in on the hopped-up-on-Go Go juice pageant princess and her and her mom, the Coupon Queen. From then on we’ve all been calling each other “Honey Boo Boo Child,” saying “a dollar make me holler” and showing our bellies to the judges. Oh, that’s just me and my friends? Well that’s embarrassing.
If you don’t know who Alana is, then you must check out one of the best videos ever:
Will you be watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?